Tyre Puncture is synonymous with Love
- Usually happens when struck with a pointed instrument: examples are cupid's arrow, pins, nails (not the scratching or biting ones) etc.
- It happens when least expected: If you take good care of your tyre and/or your heart it would be difficult for the above pointed arrow to penetrate and cause you trouble. But we are careless in both cases. Natijaa---tyre puncture yaa pyaaar
- It is time consuming: With respect to a tyre puncture (people who have cars and bikes even the kids will whole heartedly support me) productive time is wasted. You are stuck with it for a time which people define as 'ages'. With love you have to spend time with your love. He/she usually would select a time that is coincidently your bosses favorite time to meet you. Ab Kyaa Karooon Mein
- Having a spare is a mantra for speedy recovery: Bole toh Stepnee hai toh jaldi ho jayega. Now if you are the kinds believing in the saying one in motion and one in the trunk then you should be able to recover from these trouble times.
- It entails unwanted costs: Dating always has been an expensive affair for me. So long as i was friends with a girl we would go dutch but the day we started loving I started paying fo her (it). And the same is with the puncture you end up paying quite a sum for some gum and a sticker.
- It takes you to different places: If your lover is the types who likes to try new things then your love will take you to the most (un)happening places. You would be forced, dragged (usually used in the case of guys), carried (limited to health conscious relationships only)
2 Comments:
Dude ... why am i not allowed to comment on you description...??????
Great Analogies...
Hahaha-hilarious, I must say your mind sure is working on over-drive-very very far from a puncture :)
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