When to Say Bye Forever!

Are you the one, who is really sad in your relationship and you are not confident whether you should give it one more chance?

Tips on timing to split

Maara Re: This is not the famous Raveena Tandon number where she looks raunchy and hot. This is the complaint you have against your partner.
Sweet looks se nahi Maara re, haath aur lath se Maara re. This phenomeon happens, not between to lovers but happens between the hero and the villain. And if you happen to be the villain and the movie is about to end. the movie ends and so does the relationship.


Globalization: If one sings "Mera Desh Mera Gaon" and the other sings "Go West". Ye hai milap east aur west ka. We speak about going Global these days but dont take it so literally. Your relationship cannot have branches. In MNC culture its workable but between two people I think you should go in for a Spin off.

Koi to hai: This is not Ektaa's new serial. This is Majboori ka naam MG. You happen to be with this person not because of choice but because of lack of choice. Koi nahi, par koi to hai. You had thought that, he/she would turn you on properly sometime later. Problem one: is you thought and problem two: is still you are thinking. Dump him/her but please be polite.

Airtel: Express yourself bol bolke thak gaye, par ab tak bola nahi. Kabhi nahi aayega bahar, kabhi nahi bolega/bolegi. Verbal communication is very important in a relationship and if one is unable to express then it becomes difficult for the other to be in the relationship. Better!!! throw this sim card and get an Orange connection.

Mr India: If your partner is very impressed by the disappearing trick that this hit hindi flick had. Explanation: he/she is there when he/she wants---- but when you want he/she becomes Mr India. Please dont sing "Karte hain hum pyar Mr India se...."

You go ahead and become Mr India....

samjho naa bhayya, relationship se gayab ho jaaoo


To be continued.......